The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Chiefs defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
72%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Chiefs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.