The Hamstring Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Chiefs defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
72%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Chiefs scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.