The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Chiefs defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
81%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chiefs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.