The Phantom Flag Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chiefs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.