The Blown Coverage Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Chiefs will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
81%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Chiefs, Chiefs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kenneth Walker III
- Rashee Rice
- Patrick Mahomes
- Travis Kelce
- Josh Downs
- Emmett Johnson
- Xavier Worthy
- Harrison Butker
- Cyrus Allen
- Ben VanSumeren
- Jared Wiley
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.