The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Chiefs defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
73%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Chiefs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.