The Phantom Flag Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Chiefs defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
74%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Chiefs, Chiefs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kenneth Walker III
- Rashee Rice
- Patrick Mahomes
- Travis Kelce
- Josh Downs
- Emmett Johnson
- Xavier Worthy
- Harrison Butker
- Cyrus Allen
- Ben VanSumeren
- Jared Wiley
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.