The Phantom Flag Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Chiefs defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
89%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Chiefs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kenneth Walker III
- Rashee Rice
- Patrick Mahomes
- Travis Kelce
- Josh Downs
- Emmett Johnson
- Xavier Worthy
- Harrison Butker
- Cyrus Allen
- Ben VanSumeren
- Jared Wiley
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.