The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Chiefs defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
80%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chiefs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.