The Late Scratch Hex of Kansas City Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs defense
“The Chiefs will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kansas City Chiefs defense's week
- The Chiefs defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Chiefs defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
92%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Chiefs, Chiefs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Patrick Mahomes
- Travis Kelce
- Josh Downs
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- Xavier Worthy
- Harrison Butker
- Cyrus Allen
- Ben VanSumeren
- Jared Wiley
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FAQ
How do I curse Kansas City Chiefs defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kansas City Chiefs defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kansas City Chiefs defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.