The Sunday Night Fade Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Turpin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.