The Dropped Pass Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Turpin was due a breakout.
- Turpin gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Turpin's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.