The Hamstring Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Turpin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Turpin scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.