The Mystery Tweak Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Turpin's stadium. Only over Turpin.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Turpin gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
74%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Turpin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.