The Hamstring Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Turpin runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
84%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Turpin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.