The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Turpin was due a breakout.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- A mysterious flag erases Turpin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Turpin is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Turpin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.