The Dropped Pass Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Turpin gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
90%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Turpin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.