The Mystery Tweak Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Turpin gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
72%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Turpin's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.