The Hamstring Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Turpin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Turpin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.