The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Turpin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Turpin is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
79%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Turpin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.