The Out-of-Bounds Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Turpin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Turpin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.