The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Turpin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.