The Sunday Night Fade Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Turpin is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Turpin, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.