The Butter-Finger Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Turpin scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.