The Butter-Finger Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Turpin was due a breakout.
- Turpin gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
72%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Turpin's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.