The Dropped Pass Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Turpin gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
77%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Turpin scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.