The Hamstring Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Turpin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Turpin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.