The Hamstring Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Turpin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.