The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Turpin scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Turpin's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.