The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Turpin scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
84%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Turpin, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.