The Sunday Night Fade Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Turpin's stadium. Only over Turpin.
- Turpin drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
88%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Turpin scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.