The Phantom Flag Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Turpin is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Turpin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.