The Snap Count Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Turpin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Turpin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.