The Mystery Tweak Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“The QB looks at Turpin exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Turpin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Turpin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.