The Butter-Finger Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Turpin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Turpin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.