The Dropped Pass Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Turpin's stadium. Only over Turpin.
86%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Turpin scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.