The Inch-Short Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Turpin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Turpin, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.