The Snap Count Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Turpin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.