The Hamstring Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Turpin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Ref: "Number Turpin, that's a flag." Turpin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Turpin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.