The Sunday Night Fade Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Turpin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Turpin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.