The Phantom Flag Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Ref: "Number Turpin, that's a flag." Turpin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Turpin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Turpin's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.