The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Turpin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Turpin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.