The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Turpin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Turpin's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.