The Sunday Night Fade Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- The QB looks at Turpin exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Turpin's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Turpin was due a breakout.
81%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Turpin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.