The Late Scratch Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Turpin's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.