The Shadow Coverage Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Turpin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Turpin, that's a flag." Turpin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Turpin, Turpin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.