The Shadow Coverage Hex of KaVontae Turpin
KaVontae Turpin · DAL · WR
“Turpin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Turpin's week
- Ref: "Number Turpin, that's a flag." Turpin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Turpin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Turpin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse KaVontae Turpin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If KaVontae Turpin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing KaVontae Turpin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.