The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A mysterious flag erases Boutte's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Boutte, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.