The Late Scratch Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Boutte does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
84%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Boutte, Boutte, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.