The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kayshon Boutte
Kayshon Boutte · HOU · WR
“Boutte gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Boutte's week
- Boutte will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Boutte's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Boutte scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kayshon Boutte in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kayshon Boutte is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kayshon Boutte actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.